Bill Hicks

(Source: real-hiphophead)

6ood:

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

cheap-bliss:

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

OMG IM THE MOM FRIEND

CRYING BC IM THE MOM FRIEND. At least I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. 

fuckmestupid:

Call me princess and give me a lot of attention and cuddles, but also choke me and spank me really hard