my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend
OMG IM THE MOM FRIEND
CRYING BC IM THE MOM FRIEND. At least I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.
Call me princess and give me a lot of attention and cuddles, but also choke me and spank me really hard